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Joke of the Day

"How do we know Julius Caesar wasn't gay? Because you have to be straight to be a good ruler"

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin looks over and goes ""man, it's really hot in here."" The second muffin replies ""HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"Think about it from the other side. Think about the hangover movies from chow's perspective..."

"Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man? The man was a corpse being buried forever."

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a convicted felon and it is clear that prison life wasn't easy on him. It doesn't help that Six is, naturally, a little timid."

"Did you hear about the romantic comedy that has a cast consisting only of Vine stars? They've already announced the title: ""P.S. I Got 'Eem""."

"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"

"Personally, I don't believe in ""bros before hoes"" or ""hoes before bros"" There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."