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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"
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"Do you know what i did the first time i got a boner? Went outside. I didn't know how big it would get."
"[son hands me a picture he painted] Me: what's this Son: it's our house Me: have you ever actually looked at our house"
"There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,"
"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny: ##"
"How are black people like Christmas lights? Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright"
"I Messed up a Customer's Sandwich Order Today... Oh shit, nevermind, wrong sub"
"How do you make a hormone? Just don't pay her"
"They say one in every 3 neighbors is a pedophile Thankfully there isn't one next to me... just 2 smoking hot 6 year olds."
"This one is pretty offensive... Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore? They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it."