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Joke of the Day

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."

"Ahh Summer. The season for confusing unattractive girls with hot girls because of oversized sunglasses."

"Three Mexicans walk into a bar."

"Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?"

"MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN SO I CAN FINALLY WINK AT THE CAT AS MUCH AS I WANT"

"Sister Mary Francis won the contest but I was runner-up... Technically, I'm second to nun."

"Did you hear the one about the batman midnight showing? I heard that people were really Fired up about it! too spoon?"

"Relationship Status: Even my alarm clock stops responding to me after I bang it"

"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."

"Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships. A2, Brute?"