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Joke of the Day
"Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it."
Next Joke
"I searched deep in the anals of history and found nothing but shit... Or ""The annals of history are mostly full of shit..."" *maybe that can be an adage or something?"
"My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood was just a bicycle without a seat."
"I asked my boss... I asked my boss what he wanted me to do with a large roll of bubble wrap. He told me to pop it in the corner. It took me over three hours!"
"The lazy river is my favorite ride at this amusement park. ""Ahhhhh!"" I scream as I float in a giant circle, not spilling my drink at all"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer."
"What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack? Nice"
"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"
"The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum"
"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"