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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer."
Next Joke
"What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."
"(Sigh) I must be getting older. I just read a whole book about a giant sperm whale called Moby Dick and I didn't giggle once..."
"An Elephant walks into a bar bartender asks why long nose. Elephant: Mind your own fucking business."
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in 2 places today He told me not to go back to those places"
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."
"I heard the Boston Marathon wasn't very good this year... No one really blew away the competition."
"What goes ""oh oh oh""? Santa walking backwards."
"A world without women... Would be such a pain in the ass."
"I know I shouldn't, but I treat blacks and whites the same Speed Wash cycle."