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Joke of the Day

"I searched deep in the anals of history and found nothing but shit... Or ""The annals of history are mostly full of shit..."" *maybe that can be an adage or something?"

"Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans."

"What do you call a sick Pokemon? Pikachoo"

"Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer? He got the sack"

"1,000 Ways To Die is so unrealistic. There's no episode where a man asks a woman 'what's wrong?'"

"The USB port on this cat doesn't work."

"A loving couple just bought a new house The man says ""We really need a basement."" The wife replies ""Oh come on, as if the size of your sex organ wasn't enough for you already."""

"""Bitches be crazy."" -dog therapist"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!"

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1. People who aren't good with numbers"