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Joke of the Day
"The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum"
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"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *thwack* fuck... A skydiver goes FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *THWACK*"
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"In Elevator... Ask ""What would Ray Rice do?"""
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