175246
Joke of the Day
"What are crisp like milk and go 'eek eek eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !"
Next Joke
"If there's a sock on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with the other one."
"In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said ""You're the Obi Wan for me"" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience."
"""Can you describe your self in two words?"" - Lazy."
"Why are French guns the best to buy? They've never been fired, and only dropped once."
"So You Think You're The One Guy Who Can Wear A Fedora Without Looking Like A Douche"
"just another rape joke If Bill Cosby is funnier than another comedian, is it because he has a rapier wit?"
"What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift? His eggo death"
"my mom walked in when I was printing out a naked picture of a woman in 5th grade& we sat there in silence listening to the loud, 90s printer"
"What do you call a gender reassigned person who has a baby? Transparent."