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Joke of the Day

"In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said ""You're the Obi Wan for me"" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience."

"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"

"""Son, I just wanted to let you know your adopted"" ""Are you kidding? Really?"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""

"What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad? Cool your jets."

"Me: Whatcha doin? 12yo: Catching up on Walking Dead. Me: Did Hershel die yet? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Guess not."

"Appearing to be productive at work requires more effort than actually being productive."

"What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S? WD-4D"

"Coworker: Do you have good taste in music? Me: I can only taste things I put in my mouth Both of us thinking: I work with an idiot"

"A heads up.. So when searching for a place to eat at work and a coworker tells you about The Black Angus Campfire Feast and the boss is standing behind you. Check the spelling before hitting enter."

"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak."