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Joke of the Day
"Why are French guns the best to buy? They've never been fired, and only dropped once."
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"First post: unconditional love test Lock your wife/husband in the trunk of your car for an hour, then your dog. Guess who's still happy to see you..."
"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic"
"A child is like a blank slate. They make a horrible screeching sound when you drag your nails across their face."
"If cloning ever becomes real, I want 3 triceratops. I even already have names for them. Oneceratops, Twoceratops, and Jeff."
"My doctor told me I had stop masturbating. I asked why and she said ""because you're in my office and it's fucking disgusting."" Fair enough."
"I have a job helping a one armed man type capitals. It's shift work."
"I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader's Digest to read jokes this bad."
"Diarrhea runs in your genes."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct"