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Joke of the Day

"just another rape joke If Bill Cosby is funnier than another comedian, is it because he has a rapier wit?"

"How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing. They are free of charge!"

"I was talking to my grandfather When he said ""your generation relies too much on technology"" I then said "" no grandpa yours does"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"It's great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don't feel like listening to people anymore"

"What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock-a-doodle-moo!"

"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the docktor!"

"What's common between a bungee jumper and a hooker? If the rubber snaps, you're screwed"

"I thought I might be pregnant. It turns out I'm just three months fat."

"why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!"

"What's brown and sticky? A stick. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^just ^^^^^see ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out ^^^^^now"