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Joke of the Day
"So You Think You're The One Guy Who Can Wear A Fedora Without Looking Like A Douche"
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"Darth Vader showed up to Luke's party uninvited. Talk about a foe pa."
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"Einstein married his cousin Esla Even his marriage was relative."
"""Happy Monday,"" said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality."
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"How do you find an old man in the dark? It isn't hard."
"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."