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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gender reassigned person who has a baby? Transparent."
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"What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight? A mathador."
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"Did you hear they are combining the MENSA convention and the pride parade next year? Scientists predict a homogeneous mixture of attendees"
"Do you know what really grinds my gears? Poor clutch control."
"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it."
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital? She's the one with the dirty knees."
"What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless."