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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gender reassigned person who has a baby? Transparent."
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"Here's what I've been thinking... How can a male have nut allergies?"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Hit that faggot with your car."
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"What do you call two gay Scotsmen? Ben Dover and Phil Mcrakkin"
"romantic comedy about middle aged people playing tennis 40-love"
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"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem."
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