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Joke of the Day

"The best way to see if someone is telling the truth is to tie them to a chair and start up the ol chainsaw."

"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly."

"Friends only its Dogs but instead of claps in the theme song, barks"

"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"

"Funny joke v0.01 What's black all over? Niggers."

"Got my hair done again. I'm so blonde now I can barely spell my last name."

"[me on a ledge] COP: (through megaphone) WE'VE CALLED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! *Kris Kross steps out of a police van*"

"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"

"I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!"