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Joke of the Day
"What religion does a drinking feline believe? Cat-holic"
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"A red piller, an MRA, and a gamergator walks into a bar The bartender asks him to leave because bars are 21+ Credit: /u/reese_ridley"
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."
"If Silver Surfer and Iron man... If Silver Surfer and Iron man began working together, they'd be alloys"
"""Why did he win?! Anyone who supports Trump is nuts!"" said the Hillary supporter, fully unaware that cashews alone outnumber humans 50 to 1 ..."
"If a stork brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby, what brings no baby? A swallow"
"Theres 3 types of people. Those who post old jokes on reddit, and those who can count."
"What do you call a relative of a nap? A napkin."
"How was the bear able to move in order to get honey? It had muscles."
"What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice? Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week"