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Joke of the Day

"Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome... have both ups and downs?"

"Why do some places have keys for the restroom? They're afraid somebody might steal their shit."

"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."

"Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? It wasn't editable."

"What is the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke."

"I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes"

"*Puts air guitar back in air case* ""Listen if you wanted a ""real guitarist"" maybe you should put that in the ad!"""

"Why do whites call it reverse racism? because, only whites are racist."

"What's a difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, ""Chew, chew, chew!"""

"People who call themselves ""grammar Nazis"" deserve the worst possible sentence."