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Joke of the Day
"What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with? I would use a sandblaster."
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"How does Super Mario contact the dead? He uses a Luigi board."
"Every trip to the supermarket is a game of ""Dodge The Indecisive Old People With My Cart."""
"everyday im faced w/ a choice b/w good & evil. i try to be good but why woud i ever choose MIRACLE whip when i can hav a HELL MANS MAYONAISE"
"My toddler found a bottle of Axe body spray I got as a free sample, and now she's wearing a Tapout T-shirt and calling everyone ""bro."""
"I woke up to a blow job this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open."
"I keep getting a pain when driving where the road goes under the river, but only when I have other people in the car. The doctor says it's car pool tunnel syndrome."
"People say I'm just distrusting, but I don't believe them."
"My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads. He has a serious gambling problem."
"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."