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Joke of the Day

"I keep getting a pain when driving where the road goes under the river, but only when I have other people in the car. The doctor says it's car pool tunnel syndrome."

"Rabbits who hang out in indie pet stores are hopsters."

"Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... In a burlap sack and on the back of a donkey."

"What kind of tea isn't fake? A property"

"I moved to Australia, I've never been so appreciated! I've had so many offers to ""Get F**ked!""... I have the pick of the litter!!"

"My friend told me I didn't understand irony Which was ironic considering we were stood at a bus stop at the time."

"I wonder if Bruce Jenner got wished a happy Mother's Day. Title"

"Have you heard about Reddit OP having a miscarriage? She could not deliver :("

"Tried using a time machine to go back to my wedding day & talk some sense into a much younger me, but I got the date wrong."