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Joke of the Day
"Every trip to the supermarket is a game of ""Dodge The Indecisive Old People With My Cart."""
Next Joke
"Jesus only had 12 followers, also one sold him out to die and another unfollowed Him right before He died. So I guess I'm not doing too bad."
"I heard ""...and that's when the fight started."" jokes today for the first time. What's your best one?"
"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? ""automobile"""
"What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler"
"Puts cardboard cutout of myself at my desk a week ago* Receives check* Dang I just got a raise"
"What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!"
"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them."
"I went to a shitty store today They only sold stools"
"I have a split personality No he doesn't"