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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde have a sore belly-button? Because she had a blond boyfriend."

"Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even!"

"Keep your friends close and your enemies in the freezer."

"Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games? Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border."

"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."

"Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."""

"Why did the tissue get up and dance? It had a little boogy in it."

"Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called ""Societal Obligation."""

"Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it's only fair since you're getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also.."

"I dated a schizophrenic once... ...but I had to break it off because he kept seeing other people."