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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They just arrest the entire room for being dark."

"HOW TO SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK: STEP 1: buy a recliner STEP 2: buy some beer STEP 3: stay home and watch tv instead of going into the woods"

"Left home on Friday night, got bck home on Monday night. Grandma: U kids dnt knw hw 2 party, wen I ws ur age, I'd come back after a month"

"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""

"How much does the Great Wall of China weigh? Wan-ton Sorry"

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit."

"[AskReddit] I read that 4,156,257 people got married this year.... ....not to cause any problems, but shouldn't that be an even number?"

"Remember when you were a kid and you used to blow bubbles? He said hi..."

"Officer: have you been drinking? Me: no sir 0: you were swerving M: Twitter O: oh, I'm on Twitter what's your handle M: yes, I was drinking"

"What's in a name? Mainly, letters that make sounds."