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Joke of the Day
"Can anyone recommend a good website where people I knew in high school post pics of their meals?"
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"Cinco de Mayo jokes, eh? Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? TEQUILA!"
"Here's a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?"
"My parents didn't love me as a kid My bath toys were a toaster and a hair dryer"
"currently imagining a redditor choking on an uncooked hotdog and trying to wheeze out ""epic fail"" before losing consciousness"
"Blonde: Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch. Doctor: You have a broken finger."
"Retweet if you're naughty! Star if you love Jesus! Reply if you'd like to meet him!"
"Presidents What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated."
"*hit man puts on silencer* *shoots gun* Gun: YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE LIKE MY MOMS Wth? *looks at case* Oh I brought the awkward silencer"
"What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe? Call a big toe truck."