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Joke of the Day
"Can anyone recommend a good website where people I knew in high school post pics of their meals?"
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"Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose."
"Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !"
"People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties."
"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."
"When I was a kid, I thought Reader's Digest recommended the best books to eat"
"For all you Engineers out there; A statically indeterminate beam walks into a bar, the bartender asks: ""What do you want?"" The beam replies: ""Oh, just give me a moment."""
"My voicemail greeting is just me strangling a cat while reading bible passages."
"a great joke to tell on the phone What has a little dick and hangs down? a bat! now what has a big dick and hangs up? *click*."
"I have very bad addiction to wrapping gifts. Every time I open a present, I end up rewrapsing."