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Joke of the Day

"*hit man puts on silencer* *shoots gun* Gun: YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE LIKE MY MOMS Wth? *looks at case* Oh I brought the awkward silencer"

"What are the most common mistakes your ______ makes in bed?"

"Damn girl, are you french? Cause madayuum"

"I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase ""my server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off He is all right now"

"Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?"

"The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land The slogan is ""All the girls love a Dickens Cider"""

"Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one."

"I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real."

"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch!"