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Joke of the Day

"currently imagining a redditor choking on an uncooked hotdog and trying to wheeze out ""epic fail"" before losing consciousness"

"It's sad that some of you need to berate others to feel better about yourselves. Idiots."

"Who is Kanye West's favorite running back? All Day nigga"

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to a store without robbin'."

"I know Tinder is gonna help me meet the right person because all it takes is a mutual like of Virgin America on Facebook."

"Can't remember the name of that 80's song, huh? You might have Wham!nesia..."

"Getting laid for me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle easy if i have a knife"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent."

"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"

"I recently visited an only anal porn website, but I quickly left It was full of assholes"