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Joke of the Day

"if you ask an undercover cop what the hills are alive with, he legally has to say ""the sound of music"" or else it's von trappment"

"If her weight ends in ounces she's too young for you bro"

"Dave is coming over. ""Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?"" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE"

"What type of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana."

"I'm not racist! I have a colored TV."

"How Many Tourettes Sufferers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Penis."

"HR: Can you explain this?? Me: I thought it was CORNhub, with recipes on how to make delicious corn and corn related dishes"

"Mom Can we go out and play with granny? Yes, just don't bite her nails or I'll close the coffin"

"A Pokemon Joke What Pokemon likes to run? Lucardio!"

"Did you hear about Jon Snow dropping his new Apple product? And now his watch has ended."