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Joke of the Day
"What type of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana."
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"[Meta] the number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? Did I miss something?"
"I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying"
"Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive."
"Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball? Because he can't make 3's"
"What do you call a flying Jew Smoke"
"You can call me Vladimir. Because I'm going to be Putin it in your butt <3"
"What's a polar bear? It's a Cartesian bear after a co&ouml;rdinate transform."
"Never trust a fart... You never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to."
"Why do porn sites have a share to Google plus button I don't want my friends to know I have Google plus"