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Joke of the Day
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half of your dog...I hit it with my car."
Next Joke
"why should you be afraid if you see a bull chasing after you? Well. I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't want something that horny chasing me!"
"""Meh"" -apathetic cow"
"Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot"
"My small child told me his opinion on politics and I disowned him for being a nerd"
"Small problem with Donald Trump's like logic. Yes Donald, you can build a wall, yes you can make the Mexican's pay for it. But who's gonna build the wall?"
"Items that are made from velcro... Are such a rip-off."
"A wife is like a hand grenade you take away the ring, and there goes your house"
"A patient in his hospital bed asks his doctor... Patient: Doctor, how much time do I have left to live...? Doctor: Ten Patient: Ten what...? Doctor: Nine..."
"(bet ya never heard this one) Your mama so slutty.... she gobbles more balls than hungry hungry hippos"