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Joke of the Day

"why should you be afraid if you see a bull chasing after you? Well. I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't want something that horny chasing me!"

"dad: I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN son: HI VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN IM GREG dad: omg [sheds a tear]"

"""You want me to copy AND paste a link? I am not made of time, good sir!"" Humanity, 2011"

"I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral."

"Did you hear about the terrorist attack in France last night? The police say the guy was not motivated, but other than that, all they know is that he wasn't very Nice"

"I can only fall asleep if someone kneels at my bedside with their mouth open & full of Pop Rocks"

"What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear? denim denim denim..."

"What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say? No [Bhikkhunis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed."

"The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice."

"Boy, is my face red! Fingering a suspect means something totally different at the police station, you guys."