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Joke of the Day

"Small problem with Donald Trump's like logic. Yes Donald, you can build a wall, yes you can make the Mexican's pay for it. But who's gonna build the wall?"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says ""Hey."" The horse says ""You read my mind buddy."""

"What do they say in vegetable church? Lettuce pray."

"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"

"Why did the tomato turn red It saw the salad dressing."

"What do you call pickled bread? Dildo"

"Where did the Grim Reaper find his missing keys? On Death's drawer."

"A nihilist walks into a bar..."

"""Weather on the 1s, Traffic on the 3s, We Hate You on the 2s, 4s, 5s, 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s, 10s, 11s, and 12s."""

"An ESPN ad just popped up with, ""Want to keep up with the Women's NCAA Tournament? Click the link below!"" Ha... ESPN, always the comedian."