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Joke of the Day
"""Meh"" -apathetic cow"
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"Why was the 6 month old African baby crying? (x-post from ImGoingToHellForThis) It was having a mid-life crisis."
"Dear Grocery store clerk, What part of me searching madly and paying in nickels & dimes suggests I can donate a dollar to the food bank?"
"""I've had enough of your shit"" ~ toilet paper on strike."
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"Wise Men Sea man came across a woman, there was a lot of cleaning up"
"What does Trump call his immigration plan? Order 66."
"still can't say ""jk"" without whispering ""rowling"""
"What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus? You get off."
"Some mornings I just want to brew the coffee directly into my mouth."