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Joke of the Day

"It smells like updog in this sub."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"

"Most people call me ""bad at pickup lines"" But you? You can call me tonight."

"Call me old fashioned, but I think any woman that can open the lid of a jar by herself is a witch."

"Sometimes I squat... ...and pull my legs up to my chest and lean forward. Why? That's how I roll."

"I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs"

"Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer"

"INSTANT KARMA, Get in on the front page gold rush; ""are jokes"" reddit is a faggot... ...2Bcunt in you'ld (you would love it) (to (too) be continued))..."

"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door"

"My girlfriend has twelve breasts. It seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?"