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Joke of the Day
"I love the word frequently... I try to use it as often as possible."
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"The difference between men and women is that for men, ""stabby"" is not an emotion."
"God: *making Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it"
"""I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."" - Kevin James"
"My sense of humor is a little crazy But the dragon rises into the potassium nitrate milkshake at sundown. It's a good day to be a helicopter."
"[Job interview] ""Can you explain this gap in your resume?"" Me: ""I fell asleep on the space key."""
"Being in love is like peeing your pants: everybody sees it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached."
"Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her."
"a giraffe, a zebra, a hippo, and a mouse walk into a bar all of the animals hit their head on the bar except for the mouse which walked easily beneath it"