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Joke of the Day

"I love the word frequently... I try to use it as often as possible."

"I wrote a theatrical performance based on puns... It was a play on words."

"Why do authors subtitle their books, ""A Novel"". Did someone look at their book one day and say ""I thought this was a sandwich?"""

"Just turned off porch light and saw a moth take off flying towards the moon. Good luck buddy, if you make it back, sell the story to Pixar."

"""Why is there music coming out of your printer?"" ""That will be the paper jamming again!"""

"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left Glutes ( )"

"15 just texted me that she was on her period and needed a chocolate bar. How absorbent could a chocolate bar even be?!"

"One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice? WATAAAAAR"

"""I started talking to this girl and it was going really well until.... our mom called us in for dinner."" -Josh Duggar"