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Joke of the Day

"What does a Syrian refugee and an American abortion have in common? White people didn't allow them to come into the U.S."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"Talking Dirty What did the Italian wife say during sex? Pasta, pasta! What did the Indian wife say during sex? Curry, curry!"

"Nothing says ""I love you"" like my cat aggressively bathing herself immediately after I pet her."

"I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK."

"I lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while bullying a smaller dude. I walked up to the guy, and punched him. It's not okay to bully... not on my watch."

"I told my sister a joke about the belts. I didn't know if it would hold up"

"If you have to ask if it's too early to drink...you're an amateur & we can't be friends"

"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? ""See ya next month!"""

"Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are."