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Joke of the Day
"I was appalled to learn about Hitler's uprising. Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming."
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"Old man first world problem I can't use a fleshlight without first using viagara"
"Me: ""All my friends are getting married."" Grandma: ""Yeah? All my friends are dying."""
"A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, ""No fowl language allowed"""
"Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong."
"What makes a freezer and a gay man different? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"I was doing the dishes and i realized.. If we could cover our Military vehicles in dried egg yolk we would be unstoppable."
"Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do."
"A black man picks up a girl from a nightclub... Back at his house, she says: ""show me what they say about black men is true..."" So he stabs her and runs off with her purse."
"Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant... Who tips first?"