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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick"

"A drunk was seen by a cop thrusting his hips every couple of steps as he staggered down the road. Cop catches up to him and asks him what he was doing? Drunk says...... Fucking nothing."

"Yelp* now has jail reviews. (true) Felon87: Try for Block C. Great ambient lighting, management is courteous & the risotto is 'to die for'."

"Rapture's tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT"

"I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn't like it"

"Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed."

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."

"What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses."

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."

"Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke... What came first - the chicken, or the egg? Neither. The rooster always comes first."