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Joke of the Day

"What do I love about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus."

"*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate..."

"Why did sexual frustration impede the development of mathematics in Ancient Greece? Because mathematicians in Ancient Greece couldn't get no irrational fraction . . ."

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't murder if they had it comin'!"

"Don't settle for shampoo! Demand real poo!"

"""I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."" Will Shriner"

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!"

"Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street...... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close."

"That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by you."

"I told a friend of mine that me and other friends were talking about him behind his back. He told me, ""You disgust me."" And I said, ""Yes. Yes we did."""