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Joke of the Day

"Yelp* now has jail reviews. (true) Felon87: Try for Block C. Great ambient lighting, management is courteous & the risotto is 'to die for'."

"*rubs magic lamp, genie appears* ""You get 2 wishes."" I wish I got 3 wishes. ""Your wish is granted."" Nice, nice. ""You have 2 left."""

"What does it taste like when you eat out an old woman? *shrug* Depends."

"If my open tray table can really hinder a landing we really need to rethink the whole air travel thing."

"An often unfunny joke where the punchline comes first. What is a Jeopardy joke?"

"Why are hippies against capitalism? Because money doesn't grow on trees."

"Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat? Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat."

"How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend? ""Marriage.. you wanna?"""

"What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart? A knife."

"Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles."