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Joke of the Day

"Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke... What came first - the chicken, or the egg? Neither. The rooster always comes first."

"How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb? ""Lets go ride our bikes!"""

"How is sex like putting on a belt? If it's not tight enough, move on to the next hole."

"What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head? The handycap."

"My cock-eyed professor had a really bad day today. His pupils got way out of line. It made him so angry that he couldn't see straight."

"No need to worry if your parachute don't unfold... ... You'll have the rest of your life to fix it."

"Sir. Your burrito is $5.97. With guacamole, your total comes to $386,932.32"

"Whats the difference between my computer and Paul Walker... ... When my computer crashes, I give a shit."

"Theres one thing that you can't say on Reddit: [removed]"

"Why do they call the hardest group, ""The Group of Death""? Four rosters of boners & you'd want to die too."