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Joke of the Day
"I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn't like it"
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"What goes up and never comes down in college your debt"
"What do you call Virgin Mobile? A nun in a wheelchair"
"My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat."
"Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"I'm tired of being dissed by automated restroom paper towel dispensers."
"Welcome to the celebrity impressionist club. Please take a seat, there are plenty of Chers. I'll see myself out...."
"Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush."
"""Let's walk over there"" ""ok"" -couple a cows"
"Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot Vampire: sucks the life out of u Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling Child: all of the above"