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Joke of the Day
"Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again."
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"My neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the crazy naked lady and I'm the only one not invited. Weird."
"My spirit animal is a tapeworm."
"[runs up to a group of people] ME: ZACK ATTACK GUY: lol is your name zack or [thousands of bros crest a nearby hill] ME: [whispering] RUN"
"How to kill your wife without consequences. Hah. Made you look."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way"
"Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward."
"What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'"
"What do you call a Jewish wookie? Jewie get it? Chewie? from star wars?"
"What's the difference between a van and a minivan? A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids"