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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!"

"if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?"

"My therapist diagnosed me with oppositional defiant disorder but I told them they were wrong."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 kept blowing up and starting on fire"

"Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills."

"TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950's. Apparently they opposed integration."

"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."

"Deep in the black void where my heart once beat, there lies a small, glowing ember-- oh wait no that's a Cheeto."

"4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths."

"One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: ""Elvis just died!"" The second agent says nothing then starts nodding. ""Good career move."""