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Joke of the Day
"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not possible."
Next Joke
"What does Tim Cook do when he's home alone at night? Jack off"
"Me: Hey, I'm going to say a knock knock joke, but you have to start me off! Them: Okay.. knock knock Me: Who's there? Them: *confused silence*"
"Dallas Police is hiring As of Friday morning they have 5 positions to fill"
"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
"Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent jurisprudence? He got off on a technicality."
"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."
"What did the wise man say to the fat guy? You should probably go on a diet."
"Me: - Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty? Wife: - Because you're a pessimist, honey!"
"What is an out of date joke you still remember? One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro? A Burrito. What do you call a little taco? A Taquito What do you call a little judge? A Judge Ito"