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Joke of the Day

"Dallas Police is hiring As of Friday morning they have 5 positions to fill"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's Dead."

"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."

"Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!"

"The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am."

"It's funny how different the Clintons turned out... One has a stick up her ass and the other is trying to put his stick in everyone else's ass!"

"I was out of tanning oil once, so I used PAM Cooking Spray. The tan didn't stick."

"I gonna rank you so low you gonna hafta take a rocketship to hell they gonna hafta build a fence around you, keep the ants from pissin on you you gonna hafta look up to look down"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A RIP OFF!!!"