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Joke of the Day
"What did the wise man say to the fat guy? You should probably go on a diet."
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"If you can't handle me at my worst that makes sense and I'm sorry for setting your house on fire."
"Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding? It's retarded."
"*Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble."
"Parents are like future electric cars They can go for years without recharging"
"Anybody who says they could never conceive of killing another human being just needs to meet more people."
"What kind of meat does the Pope eat? Nun"
"I accidentally swallowed a turntable needle. Good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened"
"When a Chinise guy and an Indian have a race fight. Who will win? When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?"
"I once knew a Johnny Glasscock in elementary school... You could always see him coming..."