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Joke of the Day

"Me: Hey, I'm going to say a knock knock joke, but you have to start me off! Them: Okay.. knock knock Me: Who's there? Them: *confused silence*"

"I just got a job in a Reggae band. I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle... All I do is stand at the back n ting."

"A horse walks in to a bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender is also a horse. Everyone human is a horse now. Our lives are simultaneously more and less complicated."

"What did one redneck say to the other? If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich."

"I can't believe how much of this stuff at the self checkout is free."

"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous... The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."

"Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it."

"Chevrolet has seen a huge drop in sales in Canada They just hate the 2016 Cruze"

"A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons"

"A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive. I said, ""You've got a face only a brother could love."""