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Joke of the Day

"Last night I had to change a light bulb, a bit later on I crossed the road, then walked into a bar... I began to realize my life was one big joke."

"TIL Atheism.... ...is a non-prophet organization"

"I like my women like I like my reality shows... ...Naked and Afraid"

"Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!"

"My girlfriend didn't like my penis at first... ... but then it grew on her."

"What do you call it when Charlie Sheen's brother has sex with him? Emilio Incestevez"

"Why does a woman smile when walking down the aisle? She knows that she no longer has to give blow jobs."

"We should really use the blackjack scale to rate women. For example: ""Every girl here is ugly"" ""Well, what about her? "" ""Eh, she's like a 15 or 16. Not sure if I'd hit it"""

"Why isn't there a Jared's for boys? Oh wait, there is."

"My relationship therapist got a divorce"