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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't there a Jared's for boys? Oh wait, there is."
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"Amazon Review: A History of Criminals Not a bad book. Prose and cons."
"What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights? A pasta-fist."
"I want my last words be... ""I didn't want these to be my last words."""
"You don't know awkward and uneasy until you've seen the way I hold a cat."
"Why do Jewish men watch porno's backwards? That way they can see the hooker give the money back."
"I get ignored so much that people call me terms and conditions"
"If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ... .... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?"
"If two wrongs make a right... Then what do two wrights make? A plane."
"Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them? To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs."