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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my reality shows... ...Naked and Afraid"

"A black man picks up a girl from a nightclub... Back at his house, she says: ""show me what they say about black men is true..."" So he stabs her and runs off with her purse."

"It's a long shot... but does anyone know a good joke about a sniper?"

"What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality? A good start."

"You know what's a shame? A bus carrying lawyers and politicians going off a cliff and everyone on board dying. You know what's a damn shame? There was an empty seat in the back. Edit: details."

"Heard on the radio and could not resist repeating... ""My ex-girlfriend never asked me use a condom."" ""Because she was on the pill."" ""Ambien."""

"How do men in New Zealand address their women? ""Hey! Ewe!"""

"I love dead baby jokes. They never get old."

"Have you heard the one about the suicidal homosexual He hung out in the closet"

"Jesus was on his way from heaven to Earth for the Second Coming, but his car broke down along the way. He was driving a Chrysler."