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Joke of the Day
"My relationship therapist got a divorce"
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Southampton? Don't worry, he woke up"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black..."
"Before I go to the airport I'm going to swallow a Hot Wheels car & an action figure. Then when they scan me I'm going to act like Godzilla."
"Today's Generation ""omg my parents never let me have anything."" via iPhone"
"I have a problem with people that are missing body parts. I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant."
"What is wrong with a turtle who can't come out of his shell? Ereptile dysfunction"
"An old man went underwear shopping. ""Boxers or briefs?"" Asked the clerk. ""Depends."""
"My tattoos aren't braille, so do not sneak up to me & begin to feel them. Unless you're hot, then you get the secret taste option."
"I have a dark sense of humor but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*"