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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend didn't like my penis at first... ... but then it grew on her."
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"I'm at the ear clinic. My name might've been called out. I have no idea. PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it."
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere!"
"Was told I can't use Wi-Fi at McDonald's unless I eat. So I am bringing a peanut butter sandwich."
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died"
"Moses was the first hippie. He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good."
"*flips a quarter into jukebox from across room, jukebox spits it back at me, it goes down my throat, ""wake me up before you go-go"" plays*"
"Those goddamn Asian drivers....... Always crashing my PC"
"A feminist grammar-nazi's favourite joke (NOT a mean joke) A woman without her man is nothing! ""Wait, that's not quite right!"" A woman; without her, man is nothing!"
"Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian? He has a sign on the door that says ""Either way, you get your dog back."""